By methane overload - 19/01/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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Same thing different taste

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misslifeguard 7

I would of barfed in his lap and say,"thats what eating out of a dumpster does"

Some people are filthy. He probably has colon cancer and doesn't know it... that's fast food and other processed food for ya.

A favorite for sure! Sorry op but your life sucked at that point in time!

This is why I only use my limo to get places.

Man, am I the only one in here that can eat Taco Bell and feel better than I do eating McDonalds? Well, could. I can't eat at either of those places now.

At least he didn't say "gross, did you eat Taco Bell or something?" and then move to another seat leaving everyone else to think you were the foul stenched culprit.

itsbatwoman 5

My bf is like that! So disgusting! It gets that bad when they need to use the bathroom! They just don't want to admit it!

LuckBeNimble 19

after accounting for a slightly greater distance and diffusion of gaseous particles over an increased area, they probably smell it less (though judging from the paint-peeling stench, I doubt that's any consolation).