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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 886

You deserved it 54 566

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 600

You deserved it 4 388

DIY

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 447

You deserved it 30 636

By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 059

You deserved it 6 940

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 105

You deserved it 55 185

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 045

You deserved it 49 389

By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 272

You deserved it 341

By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 232

You deserved it 36 031

It's all deregulation's fault

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 075

You deserved it 111

Sorry

By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 151

You deserved it 53 992

By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 110

You deserved it 38 901

DrJesse 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:50

Well...Are you gonna pay for it?

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:51

Even Santa is more graceful than you. And he's a 750 pound man with a bunch of reindeer to pull him around to the houses.

Comments

williamwheat37 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:48

Was it worth it?!?!?

xXSecondSunXx 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:06

hahaha Assassin's Creed much? XD

jswizzle_ 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:11

You kind of deserve that.

dlas 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:21

You get what you deserve

mastersmurf 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:00

Tell him to build it stronger for that purpose, it's more fun that way. If you pay, make it a condition.

horrorfreak79nj 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:55

Your another fine example of why your entire generation should kill itself.

whiterabbit420 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:06

Every generation has it's good and it's bad.

nate_446 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:08

You're the fine example of a ******** who encourages suicide over small things. I don't know how you are but I am pretty sure there are dumbasses in your generation too.

enopola 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:39

See and here I was going to say anyone with a Linkin Park profile pic should probably take their own life

newmandotcom 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:53

That's funny dude

EdwardC777 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:02

U deserve to pay for it because u thought that ur life sucks when u were just being stupid. Don't be get mad! Get Glad!

Kathleen542 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:17

Yeah, I voted your life sucks because you're obviously a dumbass- seriously, you think it's a good plan to jump off a friend's roof onto a shed? And then you bitch about paying for damages. Way to go.

chrisworld 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:22

YDI for falling through it, And you should pay for it. Your friends dad might end up suing you ir your parents id youre a minor.

Panther1983 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:40

That is a YDI. That's what you kids get when you get stoned on the roof and lock yourselves out of the house. Oh well now you have to pay for a shed instead of your grass. Boo hoo. LOSER