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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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DrJesse 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:50

Well...Are you gonna pay for it?

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:51

Even Santa is more graceful than you. And he's a 750 pound man with a bunch of reindeer to pull him around to the houses.

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Sparkiee93 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:56

Break people's property. Complain about having to repair the damage.

Deathhound 27

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:07

Haha, you have to pay that. There is no FML. Sorry Pal. Think about it before you do that again.

muzzr11 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:20

Haha sucks to be you

mintcar 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:33

That was pretty dumb. Stints aren't your thing, stop doing them. I also feel like the " DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME" warning was made just for you.

mintcar 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:35

Stunts*

tj4234 35

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:33

YDI for being a complete idiot.

badactor009 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:23

Pay up, dumbass. Your friend's Dad had a perfectly good shed until you came along.

Sgt_Minty 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:27

Parkour is better while done in a mall or some place where the authorities are obligated to chase you (Y) trust me ;)

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:32

Pay for it you bleeding arse. It IS your fault.

ImDB8 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:42

You should sue him, you were hurt on his property

GamerMatt97 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:47

I think u watch 2 much jackass

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