Miscellaneous: Today, while opening up to a few friends about how I was sexually...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 14:04 - United States - Bel Air

Today, while opening up to a few friends about how I was sexually abused as a child, one of them blurted "Pics or it didn't happen." How did the others react? With outrage? No, just with awkward chuckling. FML

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Hold your friends accountable

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 04:00

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

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One-uppers are so annoying

By it still was! - 12/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I was in a support group talking about how my sister and I were raised in a cult. Never one to be outdone, the loud mouth of the group piped up and scoffed, “Oh please! If it didn’t make the news and no one died, then it wasn’t a cult!” Sorry I wasn’t murdered. It was still abusive as fuck. FML

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By Stephen - 24/03/2012 21:07 - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

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By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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By backtosquareone - 04/10/2009 09:42 - Canada

Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2013 11:39

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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Triggered

By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my partner that I was sexually harassed by another guy in high school. When I got to the point, she rolled her eyes, stopped me and said, "Why can't you just tell me something nice? I don't want to hear about it, it's triggering me." Well, thanks for your attention, I guess. FML

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RumpPlug 4

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

**** those friends, leave them.

Guy1009 15

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:30

Time for new friends.

Comments

Suaria 38

Thursday 14 April 2016 4:59

It is a completely a dick move what these "friends" did. That being said they may not have known how to react in this awkward situation and a lot of people do end up nervously giggling if they don't know what to do.

justaweirdgirl 14

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:06

you need new friends

Aurora94 20

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:07

Guess you lost your humor too.

TMWhisp 22

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:28

Child abuse is not a joke.

adonatrix1996 8

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:34

shitty friend. you deserve better.

dogefriend 2

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:39

those are some "great" friends. Just kick'em to the curb.

Adawong 3

Thursday 14 April 2016 6:18

Just wanted to say that im very sorry this happened to you op and honestly need new friends.

ilanie04 16

Thursday 14 April 2016 6:43

you have horrible friends. im sorry that happened to you. get new friends

rinzlerkitty94 31

Thursday 14 April 2016 6:51

It sounds like you need some new friends.

kikimiko 7

Thursday 14 April 2016 7:19

Your friends suck. Sorry OP

Mpii 11

Thursday 14 April 2016 7:22

I wouldn't have reacted like that either. The last thing you'd want is a discussion about how that stupid sentence was well stupid. They probably just didn't know what to say and how to act. And i feel like i wouldn't have known either.