By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Inediblepeaches 15

Taking out a tampon doesn't hurt, but I see how you would come to that conclusion do to the wording of the FML.

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eggmarie 25

No, yanking something out of your ****** feels just dandy. Edit: 115 - while taking out a tampon doesnt hurt, I would think pulling one out with great force and not expecting it would be pretty painful. I cringe at just the thought.

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yuggi1 11

117, Maybe... Some people don't feel pain if their brains weren't aware of getting hurt. If I'm too engrossed in something and cut myself, but my brain is too busy doing something else, I literally feel no pain..... Until it realizes I have a cut. Then it hurts like a bitch.

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reject214 10

Is it me but isn't one located in the front and one located in the back???

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RedPillSucks 31

Wedgies can occur where-ever there's a crack. Ass wedgies in the back, vag wedgies in the front.

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reject214 10

True 91, however I think she meant her ass, which might also mean her panties are too tight because she doesn't want to wear big granny panties.

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jesustitts 20

I get ****** wedgies. My ****** is a panty muncher. It is normal-as someone already pointed out-for a wedgie to occur where a crack is located. Luckily, I don't have a period for the next 5 months. Yay pregnancy! :p

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brohamas16 7

that is beyond gross

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Harpy20 24

Then put in another one and enjoy the night.

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ahippienamedrae 10

How does that work out? unless you pulled more towards the middle, which is a very classy thing to do at dinner.

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DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1

ewww that's really gross I found a tampon in a bathroom at a pool once o.e

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neilykins 29

How is that anything to do with the FML?

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AznSamoan52 10

I feel more sorry for the people around Op that might've seen that. Especially since they were eating.

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MyTummyIsHungry 4

I almost did this while camping last week but I kinda realized right off the bat what was about to happen. Not sure how you didn't OP...

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AliceLockehart 18

It'll probably change but first time I've seen an FML with the exact same number of you deserve it & that sucks :3

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