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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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Stay classy

By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Faatz 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:07

That's very attractive.

mayyberry 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:08

Sounds bloody awful!

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noisebox 1

Monday 13 August 2012 17:25

If the meal being served was fish I'm sure nobody noticed.....

jem970 19

Monday 13 August 2012 17:48

You sir are talented. I just laughed and gagged at the same time because of your comment. Bravo!

xpaulatanx 10

Monday 13 August 2012 17:29

Sounds like a winner to me.

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 13 August 2012 17:41

Who the hell picks a wedgie during dinner? Oh wait, you do. What kind of girl are you?

court_f 8

Monday 13 August 2012 20:59

Classy lady! ;)

jem970 19

Monday 13 August 2012 17:42

I have to go against you on this Noor. I'm sorry. But with pads you are just basically sitting in your own period blood.... I find that soooooo gross. Tampons are less messy :) I'm sorry about your aunt tho. BTW, you are one of my favorites!

weallfml 3

Monday 13 August 2012 18:14

Ew thats gross

john443 5

Monday 13 August 2012 18:39

I've done that before, but never in public or infront of someone

flutter4 7

Monday 13 August 2012 18:53

Gross. Just gross.

zombiebombatron 6

Monday 13 August 2012 18:54

Loose, much?..

southpointchrys 3

Monday 13 August 2012 19:10

Did you moan?

MuseFan1991 14

Monday 13 August 2012 19:36

christ, what an image. in OPs defence, i do worry about this happening when the string ends up going backwards. however, i tend to go somewhere like the toilet to avoid awkward situations such as this :/

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