Miscellaneous: Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally...

By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Faatz 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:07

That's very attractive.

mayyberry 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:08

Sounds bloody awful!

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Calyx_fml 21

Monday 13 August 2012 22:41

Classy.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 13 August 2012 22:43

I hear the cup is the best. You can even keep them in during sex!

hateevryone 14

Monday 13 August 2012 22:45

Must've been a tight wedgie.

EternalHatred 3

Monday 13 August 2012 23:03

You're profile picture makes me want to throw up.

EternalHatred 3

Monday 13 August 2012 23:01

You're a repulsive idiot.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 13 August 2012 23:09

Well, time to put down this poptart--I can't eat anymore.

RyaWolf 0

Monday 13 August 2012 23:19

that's a bloody shame!

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 14 August 2012 0:24

Either wear underwear that FIT you or stop wearing thongs. Thongs aren't attractive at all and it's like wearing floss in your ass. YDI

DivaDemona 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:39

It doesn't say anywhere that she was wearing a thong.

gnattine 11

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:11

Classy.

lachicadecafe 12

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:40

Umm... maybe you need some looser pants?

PeekABoob 1

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:24

*coughcoughbullshitcoughcough*

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Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML

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Today, most of the stuff in my house is falling apart due to the fact that I don't have enough money to buy things that last. My lampshades ended up getting torn to shreds when I tried gently dusting them, then the base fell out of my lamp when I went to move it to clean up around it to vacuum. FML

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Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

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Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

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Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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