By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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muahzzbaybee 0

break up with him

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baronjman 2

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

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Cristaderzi 0

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Skyke 0

actually i think you need to read a little closer. The bible states that men and women are HELPMATES not SERVANTS. do you know the definition of helpers??? it means we share responsibilities EQUALLY.

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onnielief 4

thank heavens not all people believe in your imaginary friend or live by a book that has been heavily edited! God had nothing to do with the creation of humanity.

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Maddoctor 10

#179, I hope that was directed at Christaderzi instead of skyke, as the latter was just putting the former in her place, not trying to start a religious debate, so how about you take the hint and not start one either.

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chrissykitty 0

Cristaderzi all I can say is.... you're a dumbass.

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grovyle210 3

he's right! are u serious that guy is a sexist bitch and I'm a guy so I know this is wrong

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koolkat27 13

Without females, humans would die out. Men can't produce children, so humanity would collapse.

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Ucla_cupcake 0

It sucks that you have been with him for 2.5 years. I say you dump him. It will suck but it's far better than being with a guy that has such ideology.

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kezzstar 0

Dump him and find yourself a human being to date. Judging from your experience, pooches don't make good boyfriends do they?

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RayneSmytson 24

Dogs are generally more respectable than men!

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Quest_ 13

Take a diarrhea dump on his face.

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PsychoMerk 0

WOAH!!!! >:O take a nice dump on his chest, but Diarrhea?! that's like squirting mustard all over! Dx Only cheaters deserve that ;0

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defsdgdh 4

quest it looks like someone took a diareah dump on your face

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Endymion_fml 0

I'm tempted to say you deserve it for starting a sentance with 'and'.

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puedominican 0

hmm... you spelled "sentence" wrong. god damn english teachers these days...

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AmoraLynn 6

They were correcting the grammar, using 'and' at the beginning isn't proper English, but it is used in conversation. v_v I just thought about the fact that you may have been being sarcastic, if so please disregard what I just said.

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FerrariCake 2

Tell him you don't want to be a dog... since you're making up funny animal names for yourselves, tell him you want to be Alpha Cat. Or maybe you could be Zeta Hamster. Just let him know that if he gets to be a dog, you want to be a different animal. And that he can't have sex with you then.

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GreenAlbatross 3

You are a beautiful person. I want to be a Zeta Hamster. Or a Sigma Pangolin.

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token_blackguy 18

Guys only get away with treating women like this because they stay with guys who treat them like that guy does. So if she stays with him she deserves it and if they have kids and one is a girl she will look for a guy who treats her just like daddy treated mommy.

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chasin_butterfli 0

^This^ He is 100% correct. Take that dog to the pound. You don't want to live like that.

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