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By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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muahzzbaybee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

break up with him

baronjman 2

Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

Comments

PhillyFox 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:53

Are you sure he was serious? Tell him to **** off.

monkeyspark 6

Monday 15 February 2010 15:54

Take away the sex.

judetheobvious 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:55

YDI for not realising how much of a bellend he was for TWO AND A HALF YEARS.

daofao3 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:01

slap that bitch idc who he thinks he is lol

marquisallover 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:05

have a pot of grits waiting on the stove and when it comes time that you feel he might like some ask him if he wants a plate if you get what i mean

judetheobvious 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:42

wut? you gonna serve him grits? what kinda punishment is that?? mtfu

Anon17564 3

Monday 15 February 2010 16:06

You will always have one form of control - the door is always there. Leave the less-evolved prick behind and find someone else. Or, go all domme on him and beat his arse for the infraction. See how he likes it.

myfriend_youfail 3

Monday 15 February 2010 16:13

And you boyfriend even got canine hierarchy wrong. Aww bless him, the sweet little lad! The bitch of the alpha male is the alpha female, and she has the highest female rank in the pack. Usually, she is the only female in the pack allowed to breed. The other females must babysit and help care for her pups, as must the omega of the pack (the lowest ranking member, often on the verge of becoming an outcast). The beta is the second-strongest in the pack besides the alpha pair, it is NOT the alpha male's mate. Your boyfriend is not only a misogynist, he's a stupid one at that. Dump his worthless ass, and as an "I'm breaking up with you" present, get him a few books about wolves.