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By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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muahzzbaybee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

break up with him

baronjman 2

Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

Comments

Emilyroxx 3

Monday 15 February 2010 15:15

men are SOOOOOO not better than woman. dump his sorry ass RIGHT NOW! and anyone who says woman shouldent share there opinions, arent even fit to have a girlfriend. i say dump him.

hjrn 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:18

How does it take 2 1/2 years to tell he thinks like this? he really had to come right out and say it You didn't see it in his actions? YDI for him not being your ex boyfriend, no go serve him and get off FML

quietlytearful 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:18

^hahaha. she pwned you. (^_^)

clairebear417 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:24

Time to break up. Sounds like a douche, sorry for you! FYL

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:26

You need to re-assert your dominance, young woman. Take a flying, snarling leap at him and then grab hold of his throat with your teeth. You may wish to pee on him, as well.

angrynegro7 16

Monday 15 February 2010 15:26

"Alpha dog"?! Sounds like your bf is long overdue for a neutering. You might also want to get him checked for worms and rabies.

FlyingDutchmen60 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:45

SLAP HIM!!!!! OR LEAVE HIM!!!!!

thetraveler_fml 3

Monday 15 February 2010 15:49

If that's what he thinks, then get him some **** and some lube and tell him to go **** himself.

working_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:50

leave him, just for being a dumbass alone, in that situation it would make a male alpha and a female alpha

powermad80 2

Monday 15 February 2010 15:50

you should say, "okay, and here's my opinion: were not dogs, were both equal, and get used to that or I leave the impression of a shoe where your dick should have been."