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By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2024 15:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Foreshadowing

By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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muahzzbaybee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

break up with him

baronjman 2

Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

Comments

staciieee_x3 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:22

stop whinging

YouGotTold 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:31

you have a smart bf...now go fix a sammich

cozcat 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:38

Then why are you saying he's your boyfriend? He isn't anymore, right? Or have you accepted the sexist submissive state that was expected by society TWO HUNDRED years ago? It's 2010, not 1810. Please dump the bastard.

fatman1970 25

Monday 15 February 2010 12:38

Dump him. Now! Men and women in a relationship should treat each other as EQUALS.

GreenAlbatross 3

Monday 15 February 2010 12:40

The second he tells you to get in the kitchen....do so. Then come right back out with a frying pan and beat him with it. Bonus points if the pan is hot, Epic win if it's full of boiling bacon fat.

quietlytearful 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:51

this ^ ftw

Nikiebear226 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:06

At first I thought this comment would be sexist because of the first statement... But as I read on I realized it was full of WIN

angelofsaturn 23

Friday 4 May 2012 4:32

#91 gritball is so much better tho. (Diary of a Mad Black Woman reference)

BelaLugosisdead 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:41

Dump his ass.

athletichic2012 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:53

you seriously NEED to get out of that relationship. that is how things start, first he moniters what you think, how you dress, and who you can be friends with. then physical and emotion abuse. it could eventually lead to your death. pleaseee don't take this lightly, or it can and most likely will become fatal.

RamsesX 5

Monday 15 February 2010 12:59

drop that zero and get yourself a hero (three snaps in a Z formation!) UH HuH! all kidding aside, she didnt say exboyfriend so I'm guessing she going to allow it. What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you havent already told her twice.