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By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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Insecure tradlife

By Anonymous - 12/05/2024 15:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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Scared

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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You deserved it 533

Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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You deserved it 328

Foreshadowing

By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

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You deserved it 266

By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 4 894

muahzzbaybee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

break up with him

baronjman 2

Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

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Wersome 13

Monday 15 February 2010 10:13

If you have any self respect you'll put him in his place and dump him.

Fieryirishchild 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:15

Ok I hope you at least slapped him or dumped a drink over his head, dumped him and left.

Ethos_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:16

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puedominican 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:18

he told you.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 15 February 2010 10:21

Mysoganists should go to hell. P.S. He, apparently, read Eclipse (referencing Beta comment).

RamsesX 5

Monday 15 February 2010 12:57

yes it must have been Eclipse, thats where Beta came from after all! It was invented just for Eclipse and nobody heard of it before... BTW: OF TOPIC: EDWARD IS A PEDOPHILE, he's over 100 and dating a 16 year old. If you disagree then let your 16 year old date a 50 year old and then tell me its ok. Old balls swinging against her young vag...EWW

gigglingassassin 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:17

If you disagree then let your 16 year old date a 50 year old and then tell me its ok. --- SO not funny. My 19 year old sister ran off with a 50 year old, since she is overage, there is nothing we can do.

ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:22

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grovyle210 3

Monday 15 February 2010 19:24

HERO! you noo good sexist bitch you bastard god damn you

withered 30

Tuesday 31 May 2016 9:15

#57 Let me guess... Every woman you approached rejected you so now you have inferior complex?

Thekbking 11

Friday 22 July 2016 5:00

ts inferiority complex but yes he probably does have one or was raised by shitty parents

morella_xx 29

Monday 15 February 2010 10:28

Well, I hope that was your last date with him. I'm somewhat skeptical that this took two and a half years to come out though. This seems like a strong enough opinion that you would have seen touches of it before now.

blankettt 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:35

@ #27: Try again, when you learn to better interpret the bible. If that is you're understanding of it, then cool. God made women from a man's side, to walk beside him and be equal to him.

quietlytearful 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:48

now can we please calm down and NOT involve the bible in this. everyone has different interpretations of it and you will never change their minds so don't bother.

ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:43

@#60 hahahahahahahhaaha haahahahahahahahahahahaha. this is actually the one thing in the bible that i like. it says that men are to provide for women and women are to serve the men. yes, it does say that.

cnbcad 15

Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:55

It says men and women are equal - both are His creation. They are however different and have different roles. Men actually get the short end of the stick. They are to put thier women before themselves in all things.