Kids: Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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Wizardo 33

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:07

Don't take it to heart, most newborn babies look like potatoes to most people anyway.

lil_juggalette 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:09

honestly all babies are weird looking, some are just cuter than others. don't feel bad, your kid will look great when it's older :)

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coffeelicious 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:18

I don't know, I just find babies cute in general. :P

PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:20

Don't take it to heart. I was a weird looking baby and now....I'm hot as ****.

interesting33 36

Sunday 26 April 2015 20:36

From that pic - I would have to concur. In my selfie I am not wearing makeup so please reserve judgement for now. Want to go out on a date? Sushi, my treat ;)

PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:49

The fact that you look like a midget Squidward and having the texture of a banana slug really turns me on. It's a done deal! ;)

interesting33 36

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:34

Ah well humans share 50% of their dna with bananas and I am half human and half sea cucumber, which looks like a slug, so I thank you. Also sea cucumbers and penguins live in or by the sea, and dogs are a man's best friend so we are a great match. :D Slick you up next Tuesday! Squelch.

rebelbelle 17

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:40

I ship it

eski2015 22

Monday 27 April 2015 4:29

Me to #39

m_warner1 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:23

Everybody's baby is the most precious thing to them, but not everybody likes other's children with the same regard. Don't think on it too much OP

simply_chan3l 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:23

No worries, babies can sometimes look a little alien-ish depending on age but when their features get more enhanced, they're usually the cutest little munchkins!