Money: Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find...

By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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By whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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By E_Sauce - 24/03/2019 12:00

Today, I went to the bank to get a jar of coins exchanged for cash via a fancy counter machine. After 30 minutes I was handed a bag of rolling sleeves and was told to do it myself. Good news, I have a lot more money than I thought. Bad news, I have A LOT more coins than I thought. FML

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DarkHelmet 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:21

Go directly to jail Do Not Pass Go Do Not collect $200!!

missmilf 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:20

haha how did that happen??

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weesh40 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:48

Go to jail!!!

aerogxt 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:38

So did you get the groceries?

herop 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:14

Woow i think its time to change your monopoly with monopoly credit card version :D

julz1115 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 13:43

That could always be worse...OPs credit card might go missing then...

muhilrashid 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:41

Uhuh do you lil kids cause they do that stuff or someone thought it be funny to **** with you haha

immortal628 20

Sunday 28 August 2011 13:04

Is it at least enough to buy boardwalk? You could live like a king!

qhostred 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 13:24

Did you at least pass go and collect 200?

hewdud 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 13:43

Haha wow, kids or a shut in disabled person in the house?

Blue87 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 13:55

Lmao that's funny.

Sophomoric1 13

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:01

kids?

splashman 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:09

Did they accept the money or did you go back to start?

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