Intimacy: Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient,...

By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Delusional

By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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Miss_Kristen 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:48

Giggity

brndnzchry 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:50

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

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gms16 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:11

Haha

GratteKi 2

Friday 21 October 2011 4:27

Haha fail

seximexi911 10

Friday 21 October 2011 5:52

Now he thinks that it feels good for her. Poor thing

random_sad_loser 10

Friday 21 October 2011 6:33

Texas.

DonZilla_RAWR 6

Friday 21 October 2011 6:51

LOL! Soo.. How'd he take it. :)

Snivvler 4

Friday 21 October 2011 11:18

....Freudian slip?.... 0.o

DawnMarie11 0

Friday 21 October 2011 15:58

That's not my finger.....

bramberkhout 10

Friday 21 October 2011 22:00

Haha ouch!!

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Friday 21 October 2011 22:54

Lmfao

simsosim 0

Friday 21 October 2011 22:54

Lmfao

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Relaxed

Tough

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