By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

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Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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brndnzchry 1

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

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GoldenMantis 4

That's a shitty situation. Sorry couldn't resist.

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TipsyHobo 7

Idk if I even want to Fml this. I mean, if she was ugly and farted yeah, sure. But if her gays smell like skittles, how is it an Fml?

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LindseyLunatic 8

Why a thumbs down? I have bad jokes but I thought it was funny. Oh well.

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DonZilla_RAWR 6

Lol, everyone keeps putting thumbs down for the "Shitty situation" pun. I actually think it's funny.. In a child-like way. (Now I'M the one who's gonna get thumbs down. Me and my big mouth. -__________-")

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punkin_26 16

Just reread my comment. Sorry if I came across bitchy 217. I blame it on lack of sleep. Just get tired of seeing the same comments over and over. As for the 'shitty puns' those are even worse!!!! That ends up in about 75% of the fmls. Atleast it seems that way. One of the jokes I really enjoy is the *sunglasses* jokes. If done right they can be hilarious. ;)

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DonZilla_RAWR 6

Lol, no 219 it's okay. I was just wondering. It makes me think, "Oh gee. Good thing I saw all these thumb downs before I saw the pun.". LOL. Yeah, the things lack of sleep can do to you. *sigh* :) Hmmm, *sunglasses*? I don't think I'm sure what you're talking about. Example please? :D

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sasscass 0

Freudian slip perhaps you truly ment it lol

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smokinburnout24 6

after 5 minutes, i just got done laughing about this

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Orangejuicebaby 4

Hahaha, that is pretty funny. If I was you i'd be so embarrassed!

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Nemle22 4

Um. Should you be revealing this about a patient? o.O

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