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By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

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Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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brndnzchry 1

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

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punkin_26 16

Careful 160-read before you post or you run the risk of sounding redundant.

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PROBLEMS99 0

and he didn't say a thing wow

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lisaw375 0

honestly, my husband would have thought that was funny

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bobslawnservice 16

Reminds me of my wifes female gynecologist testing the PH of her ****** because she was leaking amniotic fluid at the end of her pregnancy. The gyne called it "slitmus paper" instead of "litmus paper". I was too busy trying to hde my boner because she was hot and practically fisting my wife to care

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punkin_26 16

That's twisted!!!! But to each their own. :)

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evebright 5

It's just your Asian accent coming out. Backwards.

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Hungry_Panda 3

I'm sure that's what you really meant to say... Until you realized the husband was in the room haha

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White_Knightspc 0

Somebody's head was in the gutter...

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BighornB 0

Should have told her husband "and your next"

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