Intimacy: Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient,...

By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Delusional

By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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Miss_Kristen 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:48

Giggity

brndnzchry 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:50

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

Comments

miZscrZee 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:44

Uhhh.....lol. Oops?

Stessin_Trust 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:48

Ur A Kinky Lil Bastard Now Aint Ya

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:48

Rofl

krissyy143 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:03

It's these kinds of fmls that I'd really like to know what happened after that

gothinbeauty 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:03

Lol

ajmacrae 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:22

Freudian slip?

PSYCH_03 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:29

there should be more doctors in the world like you

creedaddict 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:41

You sure this wasn't planned? Why was her husband in the room u sure he didn't slip u a few bucks to say that lolol

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:43

I did something similar once, except the conversation went some thing like this. Me (Lifting woman's smock): "Woah! You could drive a bus through there!" Me (to husband): "Looks like she works out." Husband: "That's not a very professional attitude!" Me (to husband as I slide my finger into his wife): "You know I'm not a real doctor, right?" Me: "Hey look, she's like a ventriloquist's dummy. Watch me drink this glass of water while she sings a song".