By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18

Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.

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sleaves 26

So it's a byl and an fyl. (Bless your life)

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gobiteme2 34

I thought that was what rubber door gaskets were for to cushion the blow to head.

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SkunkPoker 8

At least you were close to somewhere with ice.

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hurley12 30

Like the ending Ps. I sneezed after reading this

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russfml 31

God definitely didn't bless you on that sneeze, it came straight from the gates of hell lol

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Epickitty58 29

Would've been better if you did that by a phone so it would be quicker to call an ambulance. So sorry you got hurt though, OP!

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