Intimacy: Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent...

By mmmtortilla - 24/04/2012 14:03 - Spain - Portugalete

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML

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Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Adulting - 31/10/2017 21:24

Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML

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By Ariel - 05/10/2020 10:02

Today, my dishes smelled so perfume-y after going through the dishwasher and a clean glass of water tasted soapy. I checked the pods my husband bought and loaded into the dishwasher to make sure we never got that brand again. They were laundry detergent pods. I was essentially a millennial eating a Tide Pod. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 24 April 2012 18:21

That's not immature! That's funny as hell and you have awesome humor!

misterjez 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 18:32

I think you are referring to a queef not an ******.

Comments

calivianya 29

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:28

Man, your ears must be amazing if you know what vaginal muscles contracting sounds like. I can't hear my muscles at all!

hateevryone 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:31

You just have a dirty mind, that's all.

caluchi 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 2:56

How exactly does a detergent bottle sound like a woman's ******? O.o

FMLeveryday50092 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:21

Dude dont feel bad I thought that "turning on" my tv was funny. Lol

Numbr1Tia 0

Monday 18 June 2012 12:47

I would giggle as well, then try to force the detergent bottle to do it again.

NoctisLiberi 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:29

OMG xD

rubyliu8420 7

Thursday 11 April 2013 21:36

How could a detergent bottle make a sound like a woman's ******? Am I the only person who can't comprehend this?

Maxilius 9

Monday 30 September 2013 16:03

What the hell kind of noises do you make when youre having an ******? Because when I squeeze my laundry detergent it just sounds like squeaky farts.

fristinkristin 16

Saturday 14 June 2014 12:17

Anyone would have laughed at that

ditsy_blu_baboo 7

Tuesday 22 December 2015 2:09

What exactly does a woman's ****** sound like? Burbling/gurgling?

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