By mmmtortilla - 24/04/2012 14:03 - Spain - Portugalete

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Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

That's not immature! That's funny as hell and you have awesome humor!

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misterjez 15

I think you are referring to a queef not an ******.

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BARBER76 1

Even the retarded squirrel gets the nuts!!!!!

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lowie89 7

You think your too immature to be washing your own clothes but not to immature to be having sex???

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thebassplayer88 2

My mom would laugh at that too and shes 51

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taurusxdee 10

I love how everyone is cheering OP on meanwhile on serious FMLs people will call you a pussy if you got jumped. Whatdehfook?!

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listo351 1

You obviously haven't made a woman ****** if you think squeezing an empty bottle is what it sounds like

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Lisianthus 13

So? Its a good thing to be immature don't ever grow up and be lame I probably would have laughed too.

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love_me_electric 20

pretty sure you've never seen/experienced a real ****** if you think it sounds anything like squeezing an empty bottle.

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ryanman09 2

Funny story but could have used a better reference, i have 3 kids so i've been down there a lot and am confused to exactly what sound ur jug made lol, cause typically my old lady's bin doesn't backfire, there just a lot of moaning and screaming :P

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cherryllollo 7

um im a girl and i dont think id compare my orgasms to any sound my detergent bottle makes. maybe you should work on your noises..

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