Kids: Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches...

By redisnotmycolor - 16/11/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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Luckster 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:26

I would recommend seeing a doctor if you haven't already. In case you have tiny shards in your cheeks now.

rhodium 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:18

Ouch... that's gotta hurt.

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Jotne 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 0:07

Obvious solution: Put glass in his bed and/or food. Seriously, the little ****** has to learn. If others get seriously hurt because of your actions, even if it wasn't on purpose, there are consequences. If you love him, send him to the hospital - if he doesn't learn that avoiding enraging others is always a high priority, imagine what could happen when he grows up and run into assholes like me. Not good. If you don't love him, do it out of spite.

webkinzfreak96 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 0:13

Oh shizz!!! Holy omg owwie didn't you at least see the glass bits everywhere?

erowlyn 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:21

ouch

Gillypants 3

Tuesday 17 November 2009 2:13

that's what you get for using a sponge to put on foundation. fail.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 2:52

I meant to say sponges, I accidently added a letter and it autocorrected me on my iPhone, I didn't mean to say Spongebobs; and you can't fix it on here. -.- And liquid foundation makes you look cakey-like; and it doesn't go on as even. Sponges really are the way to go when applying foundation.

mommatee09 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:36

dam can u say a beat down 4 ur brotha cuz dhats wat he needs lol

DanceGirl01 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:52

OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for that!!!! PS...what does OP and all that other stuff mean?? i'm new...

ar11ana 6

Friday 3 May 2013 0:46

OP - original poster YDI - you deserved it YLS - your life sucks FYL - f your life

ar11ana 6

Friday 3 May 2013 0:50

& the symbol on the top right tells whether the OP is (M)ale or (F)emale

Fabby_fml 2

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:09

Haven't ANY of you ever nicked yourselves shaving before? If the glass was small enough (which it obviously was, because the OP didn't notice it) then she very well may not have noticed she was bleeding until she'd put on enough to scratch up her face. Small scratches like that hardly hurt at all.