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honestly, y do ppl call everything fake? I mean really, it doesn't take a scientist 2 know that strange shit happens. there r alot of events in my daily life that happen that r pritty ****** strange... So point being, just read laugh and enjoy the FMLs and don't worry about if there real or fake cuz you'll never really know anyway
I would forget to tell him I put that dropcord n his bath water too. opps!!
but you would notice the first time.......
actually, makeup isnt the problem. it's the people who apply too much makeup. and great, you're a natural beauty. but most people aren't. and I'm not saying this because i wear makeup, I don't. but it's not so bad to hide some flaws. and actually, guys prefer girls to wear NATURAL looking makeup. the kind of makeup that looks like you're not wearing any, but simply hides your flaws instead of adding lots of stuff.
Ouch
ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT FAKE! i think what happened is, the little pieces of glass didnt make super huge gashes in her face so she couldnt see them at first, and maybe she couldnt feel the glass on her skin because she has roygh cheaks and it was a soft sponge. DONT JUST ASSUME SOMETHING IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR SURE.
Awwwww! That sucks! What did u say/do to him?
How do you not feel glass cutting into your face!? D;
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I would recommend seeing a doctor if you haven't already. In case you have tiny shards in your cheeks now.
Ouch... that's gotta hurt.