By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 23:19 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML
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samimarie199 22

I guess you were robbed blind

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CaliLoveFire 23

never fall asleep on public transport

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worldclassrager 39

I bet you didn't see that coming.... That has to be one great cat napper to take those off with out waking you up...

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Rainhawk94 27

I woke up and caught someone trying to steal my virginity

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KasiaLilith 13

I stop myself from sitting down in the subway when I'm tired, ever since I woke up to two kids throwing smarties to my open mouth. From the distance.

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pooldude 24

Glasses?? What are they going for now a days!?

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cjhons 16

Did anyone else instantly think of Brenda in "Adventures in Babysitting" (1987)?

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Kuro_Kamen 12

Can't believe that happened in Canada.

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sanecatlady 13

Sadly, there are people who are complete jerks anywhere you live. I know since I met most of them in junior high school.

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VoodooPriestess 16

As someone who wears glasses, that has to be the most asshole-ish thing to do. Beside how expensive they get, no one knows how bad someone's eyes are. Mine are bad to the point where I have to shower with them on. I hope you got through the day okay and had some kind of back up pair somewhere.

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Beepbeep7 14

I'm guessing you've never watched adventures in babysitting.

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derbygirl3 4

In Canada people are suppose to be nice .... my whole life is a lie!

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BrittNic0le 9

Apparently, they figured since you weren't using them...

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