By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 23:19 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML
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samimarie199 22

I guess you were robbed blind

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CaliLoveFire 23

never fall asleep on public transport

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squidgy787 22

How in the hell do you sleep through someone taking glasses off your face? I understand being lulled into a very light catnap, but geez you would have had to have been in a pretty deep sleep to not stir.

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misUnderstood23 9

Funny, that's what I was thinking! How do you fall asleep like that? Its not "NEVER fall asleep on public transportation", just because ya'll would steal them. Its just that people are sick and make me sick. I would have woken up and kicked that person's ass. Nuff said.

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WellThatSucked89 13

Glasses become part of your face after a while and you don't notice they are there. I fell asleep on the couch once and my dog stole them off my face and ate them. Lenses and all. I spent days checking to make sure it did not cause him any damage. But I never felt them come off.

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J_Kertz 14

There are some sketchy people on subways...

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Nyarlothatep 12

I guess you were... -Puts on stolen glasses.- Robbed blind... YEEEEAAAAHH!

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cakefete2 30

Yes,.very funny. Now give OP back their glasses.

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SergeantSnuggles 12

you spoke in old English, had to read that a couple of times. haha

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schadenfreud 6

according to David Attenborough most mammals venturing underground eventually lose their sight, this proves it

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PancakeSlap 23

Talk about an unforeseen event. Sorry OP, that truly sucks.

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Jordan_OL 10

This kinda feels like it'd be a ydi but that also feels like blaming a rape victim for what they were wearing (can't think of a better analogy sorry haha).

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