Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and...

By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep

Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 2:16

I'm going to assume the giggling darlings are the types that make themselves look like the covers of fashion magazines. Not every woman looks like a model, and there's nothing wrong with that. From my experience, most of the most beautiful of darlings are absolutely nasty at heart.

smokeymcpottt 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 1:24

Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.

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wassssssssom 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:56

18 and 41 win!! XD

jojobeanz 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:57

dam fyl!

Serafie 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 17:30

If they were giggling about it like that, then they probably knew you were a girl in the first place, but were just being bitches and trying to make you feel bad. Don't let them get you down!

saturnsonic 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:49

would love to see what you look like! ;-)

sk3l370n 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:54

That happens a lot to me too. Im not a woman

Sheynathre 2

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:39

Wow the amount of homophobic people in the world is ridiculous. It's not a bad thing people. You should not be laughing at it, they don't laugh at you...

iwadasn 32

Monday 29 November 2010 1:58

It's not homophobic because the OP is clearly straight. If she were a dyke she'd probably be flattered that they thought she was a man. :)

I_Love_FML12345 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:15

Maybe they were just messin wit yah! Im sorry about that lol if that was me after i figure out they thought i was a man id go up to them n say "well obviously u men r wearing girl clothes too so i don't find it a big deal!". :D Btw it matters wats inside. I bet there just rude. Ur prob pretty :D

BeRealz 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:44

Congrats! You're women, who is an idiot. Took you long enough to realize that?!

Katiefogkio 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 3:59

see, i feel bad for all the stuck up bitches in maryland, esp. where i live in Maryland, but the worst is is that im twelve, have a very high IQ, and realize that the world is full of stuck ups lik them. If you live in Waldorf, all i can say is, shut the f**k up you skanky ******.; )