Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When...

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Sunday 1 January 2012 9:26

The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart

candiicane 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:22

Gotta love Walmart.

Comments

omarzrgz 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:57

Ps. You deserve it for miss spelling Walmart

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:00

*Misspelling What an ironic ****.

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:00

I guess you now know the real reason no one asks you out. All this time you thought it was that you were TOO beautiful and men were intimidated by you. 2012 starts out as The Year of Truth.

Trix_Disorder 20

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:01

Why do people insist on spelling it "wall-mart"? I hate the place, but it really bothers me for some reason.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:05

The mod's fixed it, so now you sound like an idiot. Btw it's great that you hate the place where tons of people who are suffering and have low income shop because of low prices.

kjb1234 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:35

40- How she feels for one particular store has nothing to do with her view on poor people and their livestyles

thenoobftw 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:01

And now you know and knowing is half the battle.

jaydork 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:01

Quoting GIJoe I see

thenoobftw 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:03

Also is he black? Cause I've heard that black people tell you straight forward.

chasleek 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:17

Wow! That's f-Ed up :/

Sanch101 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:34

If you have never been called ugly before you are probably not ugly and the perv. was using it as a way to throw you off so he could get away following his sexual assault.

maryam8869 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:48

Am sure you are not ugly .. he said that to confuse you and avoide the slapping.. Smart bad boy.

22jrdn55 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 11:12

Or he was telling the truth. Statistics show that most girls with perfect body figures are usually less prettier than average. They're trying to compensate for their lack of beauty with their perfect bodies. OP, you should've slapped him twice (one slap per insult)!