By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 529
You deserved it 5 067

Same thing different taste

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Mokiikom_fml 8

To all the people saying they had probable cause etc. and that OP couldn't do anything: Are you so used to living in a police state deprived of all freedoms that you have completely forgotten even the most basic rules of logic and life, not only in a free land but even in nanny-state-land??? There is NO probable cause whatsoever, he said he was grabbed in the store and dragged to a security room. Private security has NO right to drag anyone anywhere, that is called assault and illegal detention. The POLICE are the only ones who have the right to invoke probable cause to do anything, and even then, they have to have some seriously good proof, otherwise it will be a complaint to their PD and even a pro-bono lawyer will get you out of the issue very easily. Cops get in trouble all the time when they search people without consent or detain people without proper probable cause. Private security has NO jurisdiction, all they can legally do is ask you to go with them to the room etc. They will try to intimidate you and make it sound like they have a right to, but you are perfectly legally allowed to just ignore them talking to you and walk right out of the store. They can NOT do anything to you, it will be assault the very instant they touch you. America, even Kalifornia, have a thing called the Constitution, in which another nifty thing, the 4th amendment, prevents abuse of authority and illegal searches, so that people won't abuse their power just because they're a cop. In the case of private security it's even more direct, they have no right to detain you whatsoever. They can search you if you consented to it for the sake of getting into a stadium or other such thing, but they can't prevent you from leaving a place or drag you anywhere on the excuse they dislike your clothes or whatever.

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I'm imagining OP naked except for a Tench coat, socks with sandals on, sunglasses, a ladies hat with a camera around his neck.... I think that would be a time it's fair to take him away right? Other than that, I'm not really thinking of another example where this would be warranted unless he was wearing a huge puffer jacket saying 'I am da bomb' or 'Bitches don't know about my huge weapon.' -This comment is participially sarcastic if you had't of realised.

you look vaguely Atabic, don't you?

You look vaguely Arabic, don't you? or Pakistani?

You look vaguely Arabic, don't you? or Pakistani?

notquite69 0

I imagine you're one of those thug wannabes that looks like a douche with your pants hanging off your ass.

stupid room temperature security. When you acutely steal something they never get you but they bust you for walking funny or in my case wearing glasses.

gammielikeoh 0

The OP should have called the real police and pressed battery charges. Mall security is such a joke. Once when I was smoking outside the mall one tried to ask me for ID (I was overage and I had ID on me, I just didn't feel like it cause they have no authority) so I replied with "can I see your badge?" :)

They have the authority to kick you off of mall property.