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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 537
You deserved it 5 070

Same thing different taste

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Mokiikom_fml 8

To all the people saying they had probable cause etc. and that OP couldn't do anything: Are you so used to living in a police state deprived of all freedoms that you have completely forgotten even the most basic rules of logic and life, not only in a free land but even in nanny-state-land??? There is NO probable cause whatsoever, he said he was grabbed in the store and dragged to a security room. Private security has NO right to drag anyone anywhere, that is called assault and illegal detention. The POLICE are the only ones who have the right to invoke probable cause to do anything, and even then, they have to have some seriously good proof, otherwise it will be a complaint to their PD and even a pro-bono lawyer will get you out of the issue very easily. Cops get in trouble all the time when they search people without consent or detain people without proper probable cause. Private security has NO jurisdiction, all they can legally do is ask you to go with them to the room etc. They will try to intimidate you and make it sound like they have a right to, but you are perfectly legally allowed to just ignore them talking to you and walk right out of the store. They can NOT do anything to you, it will be assault the very instant they touch you. America, even Kalifornia, have a thing called the Constitution, in which another nifty thing, the 4th amendment, prevents abuse of authority and illegal searches, so that people won't abuse their power just because they're a cop. In the case of private security it's even more direct, they have no right to detain you whatsoever. They can search you if you consented to it for the sake of getting into a stadium or other such thing, but they can't prevent you from leaving a place or drag you anywhere on the excuse they dislike your clothes or whatever.

Comments

Damn you, public masturbator trenchcoat! xD

Story of my life. Pulled over after leaving Walmart. Suspected of being out past curfew and shoplifting. Im 23 and pay for everything.

dumbass111 6

how do you walk funny? to me you just described your self as the perfect pedophile u proud? :O)

wickeeeedd so ur gonna be rich now?

Pull your pants up. Stand up straight. (was that racist?)

Hahaha BAD troll! Bad! You made me smile =]

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

OP - were you running around playing ninja or something? (But, on a more serious note - isn't it better that they pick someone who looks suss but isn't, then let someone go who actually is? I guess it's like they say - it's better to be safe than sorry.)

Bwames 0

you're probably just a straight up creeper?

lifesosux 0

how were you walking? what were you wearing? lol!! im sorry to say this made me laugh...