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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Courtney - 12/11/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

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By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:49

you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

dayrin7 4

Monday 24 August 2009 12:16

hehe i least you made it in XD

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sharkshaveteeth 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:38

RECYCLE then. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! simple as that!

jen11989 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:43

WTF is lmoa? Laughing my off ass?

iFruit 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:08

Oh wow. My worst nightmare is to be hurt in the shower so badly that I can't save myself, and then someone else would have to come in and help me and see me naked. I hope that didn't happen to you OP!

TheElfThatLied 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:24

lol I have the same nightmare...

TC1_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:28

This is called "natural selection".

fmlallneveryday 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:42

OMG I feel bad for you. I would die if that ever happened to me.

3timesthefun 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:06

you cracked your head open, yet you still remembered to write that in that as a FML, and remember exactly what happened. I think this is fake.

nypd613 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:26

you got excited? when there are fmls that say "and I got so excited that..." and something stupid happens, it's an automatic ydi. though I still find it funny.