By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 853
You deserved it 19 994

Same thing different taste

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you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

dayrin7 4

hehe i least you made it in XD

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Oh man...this reminds me of the Bill Gramatica incident; you know, where that kicker celebrated making a field goal and tore his ACL :/ FYL though.

tradit03 0

how excited can u get over that, in the shower?

Oh fu- I've seen someone who cracked their head open. It is not a pretty sight. Buhhh. FYL indeed. Nice throw though.

skullbuster 0

I think this was an FML even without the cracked head. If getting the shampoo bottle in the can is cheer-worthy, you have some bigger problems to deal with my friend.

YOU DESERVE IT. Shampoo bottles go in the recycling bin, not the trash, dummy.

No you have to rinse them out first! And take the caps off. (At least around here lol)

So you don't recycle, because you have to rinse a bottle first? Really? America's laziness never ceases to amaze me...

That's not what I said, idiot.. I said that he would have to rinse and take the cap off, which means he probably would get out of the shower, and then he wouldn't make a (recycling) basket from the shower. You said it should be shot there, but because of the extra stuff he would need to do, it can't. Not yet, anyway. Plus I throw my bottles in my trash all the time, then sort them into their respective bins later. Also, I wasn't aware Canada, Brazil, the Caribbean, etc, were also so gosh darned lazy! We Americans must stick together, I suppose.

Wow it's hilarious how pathetic your life is that you felt the need to write an entire paragraph explaining your life to me. You are obviously MUCH cooler and MUCH smarter than me and everyone else on here. My mistake.

You're under the incorrect assumption it takes any effort at all to say anything on here. I like how you attack me when I've proved you in the wrong, by the way ;P

you proved me wrong? How now? I said it's lazy to not recycle. And when did I attack you? You're very defensive.

"Wow it's hilarious how pathetic your life is that you felt the need to write an entire paragraph explaining your life to me. You are obviously MUCH cooler and MUCH smarter than me and everyone else on here. My mistake." That is an "attack" or, an afront, or, taking the offensive, or however else you would like to interpret it. "Attacks" aren't always name-calling and such (though saying my life is pathetic DOES fall under that). It's called passive aggression, which is what you did. I didn't prove you wrong, I proved you in the wrong. There is a difference. In other words, I successfully countered your pompous remark by explaining that you've incorrectly interpreted what I was saying.

Hay_bugs_0722 0

just because the OP said he cracked his head open doesn't mean he literally cracked his head open!

aaaaa12345_fml 0
Uber_G33k 0

If he did, I call his FML account!

nightswimming 0

YDI - Should've recycled the bottle.