By weirdedout - 24/05/2010 15:14 - United States

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Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asked, "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML
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randomdude1234 0

Mom? do you ever feel not so fresh... you know.... down there.

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kroms001_fml 0

you should have told her no, that you have been practicing and making sure all of the bases are covered with all of your male and female friends... than state that all the boys say they think condoms cause pregnancy and so does pulling out... "they keep yelling cream pie, and all the people watching chant it like at a sporting event... sex IS fun mommy."

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MiloC_fml 3

Perfect opportunity to find out moms position on anal sex. No big deal

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RedPillSucks 31

kawaiicreole , Was it "Our bodies, ourselves"? My daughter freaked out when I tried to bring it up, so the book was the way to go... My son asked too many damn questions. And he wanted to bring the book to school for "show and tell".

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RedPillSucks 31

Responses. 1. So, does oral sex mean "talking about it"? and anal sex means "talking about it too much"? 2. My birth control method is prayer. Is that OK? 3. No, mom. I have intimacy ANSWERS. If YOU have some questions, however, I'm all ears...

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