Miscellaneous: Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 010

You deserved it 19 890

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 182

You deserved it 653

My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 476

You deserved it 158

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 129

You deserved it 53 797

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 606

You deserved it 9 156

My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 837

You deserved it 804

By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 891

You deserved it 4 909

By Ms Yeins - 26/04/2019 14:00 - Belgium - Mechelen

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 186

You deserved it 196

We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 224

By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 277

You deserved it 19 933

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 714

You deserved it 35 128

SugarCrazy 14

Friday 10 February 2012 0:33

Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.

Every1luvsfmls 6

Friday 10 February 2012 0:32

Sittin on tha toilet!

Comments

yuppersgoodone 2

Friday 10 February 2012 6:40

OP is no dumb bitch. That's disrespectful! Tough situation...use the napkin disposal next time, but if there wasnt one, how are you to walk out with a shit covered pad hahaha? It's alright, we're all allowed embarassing situations now and then.

KilljoyParade 4

Friday 10 February 2012 11:16

Well hopefully it would be wrapped in toilet paper, so if she walked out with it, nobody would be able to tell. I really don't think she would just bring it out open and gross.

lylotrezor 20

Friday 10 February 2012 11:23

That's what the FML is about, there NOT being toilet paper to wipe herself with it, let alone wrap the pad in.

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 10 February 2012 6:47

119- I was just thinking that :)

zander4310 5

Friday 10 February 2012 6:55

Karmas a bitch

EmilyStrauch 8

Friday 10 February 2012 8:02

Ohh Snapp.

Ishilied 11

Friday 10 February 2012 10:42

YDI for not knowing that you can't flush those down toilets, since it's written on all feminine hygiene products, and there are notices in most public restrooms about it. And... ew.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Friday 10 February 2012 11:44

I laughed so hard, I farted.... awesome!

laladd123 11

Friday 10 February 2012 12:09

Even using a flannel then binning it would be better than that pity you now have to fix the toilet

Tokyowalled 5

Friday 10 February 2012 12:44

Why did your idiot ass think you could flush a pad down the toilet? They say it all over the female bathroom to NOT, I repeat, NOT flush a god damn pad down the god damn toilet!

LoveMay 10

Friday 10 February 2012 13:55

YDI. Who flushes a pad down the toilet? You shouldn't even be throwing toilet paper in there. Put it in the garbage. And especially with a pad. They are too big to go down the toilet. You need to roll it up and put it in the garbage.