Miscellaneous: Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Ms Yeins - 26/04/2019 14:00 - Belgium - Mechelen

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Friday 10 February 2012 0:33

Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.

Every1luvsfmls 6

Friday 10 February 2012 0:32

Sittin on tha toilet!

Comments

silentblack 0

Friday 10 February 2012 1:42

Not only u was in a shitty situation but red river started over flowing... that sucks

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 10 February 2012 14:53

*the more you knooow

grannygruber 6

Friday 10 February 2012 1:52

YDI, any female out there old enough to have a cycle knows not to flush those. Most females know the signs of when they should be starting, not to mention the approximate date of it. Which means YDI TWICE for stupidity!

lantern 6

Friday 10 February 2012 2:09

Not necessarily, some girls have erratic periods and cannot predict when the next will come. And there aren't always obvious warning signs either.

brohamas16 7

Friday 10 February 2012 1:52

grossssssss

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 10 February 2012 6:25

And which part did you find gross?

chanchan127 1

Friday 10 February 2012 2:05

when ur sitting on the John and the toilettpapers gone be a man use ur hand

Zombiegirl420 1

Friday 10 February 2012 2:07

Check before you sit that will solve ur tp problem and remember to stock up on feminine products. Fyl. Ydi.

mrosew442 10

Friday 10 February 2012 2:17

okay, even /I/ know not to flush pads down the toilet, and I just ha my /first/ period

desireev 17

Friday 10 February 2012 3:49

Your profile proclaims that you use grammar... You should probably work on that one.

mrosew442 10

Friday 10 February 2012 5:05

don't judge me I'm on my iPod. auto correct doesn't work for this app for some reason, don't ask me why

desireev 17

Friday 10 February 2012 5:35

I know that you put the "/" in front of and behind your words. Why not use periods and question marks and all of the wonderful points of punctuation?

jessimica642 8

Friday 10 February 2012 8:24

Who the **** gives a /****/?

SherBear133 7

Friday 10 February 2012 14:54

Rose: auto correct usually only corrects spelling from what I can tell... Desireev: umm, It doesn't make sense if she were to replace the / with question marks or periods anyways ... It looks as if she tried to emphasize or italicize them. Either way, you should calm the **** down.