Oh, religious people. They crack me up every time.

LMFAO.

at least your nickname isn't fireshit. you're just fireshits brother

Anus is a funnier word than asshole. :)

for some reason I feel this is a fat fake fml

I feel that you and a lot of other people have a grand misconception of Christians and religious people in general. That's, unfortunately, likely to NEVER be fixed in my lifetime, so I'll just talk about this specific issue. Here's the facts: Being religious or being Christian does not mean you are now automatically bada-bing-bada-boom perfect. Woo. Now you can go and look down on everyone else around you and assume a holier-than-thou attitude. No, no, no. It means you admit that you are NOT perfect. Have made mistakes. And feel you're somehow off track. That you wish/need a faith, to believe in- to help guide/keep you onto the right path. (I'm generalizing this, because- believe it or not- different churches have different opinions and perspectives on what it means to be Christian.) Some Christians may act all "Goody Two Shoes" and indeed, they might think they are superior. But understand that there are also other Christians who act all "Goody Too Shoes" that are simply trying to behave better to become better people. I myself, curse. It just comes instinctively after hearing it so much at school. But it's not really proper, and is incorrect for polite company. It's not professional. So I try to limit myself but around peers your own age, you just kinda fall back into it again, you know? -shrugs- I'm trying to be better at it, but that doesn't mean I'll ever be perfect. I'm just a person. :/

hahaha wow that really sucks...

Omg! This is so hilarious i cant stop laughing.

This made me lol so hard

Okaay(: funniest fml ever! But i hate how stereotypical everyone on here is about Christians being goody two shoes! I'm a Christian and i have full faith in God, i don't behave perfectly nor do my friends. Some of my best friends don't even believe in God! Not all Christians r like that