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By usafprog - 27/07/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 07:00 - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

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By muffincakess - 21/01/2010 00:55 - France

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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The shot of a lifetime

By Epic Fail - 10/10/2022 08:30 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to throw a basketball in my backyard basketball hoop. It bounced off the board, hit me on the head, then hit a spray can, activating it and spraying black paint all over my Golden Retriever, to finally land in my trash can. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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brenna805 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:04

hahah you can be part of Blue Man Group now!

Iloveyencheck 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:05

haha I'm blue dadadedadada

Comments

skiBOAT 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:27

Wouldn't a shrapnel impale you? I'd be more worried about that.

MelKel 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:30

LOL reminds me of the movie Big Fat Liar

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:31

Sounds fake.

Griffith_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:40

Funny as ****! *insert obvious "if you choke a smur...f" joke here*

k_cool 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:41

tobias funke? I'm thinking YES.

Levi_fml 8

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:59

he blue himself!

brrrx 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:50

Own it. How many times in your life are you going to be blue? Many university engineering faculties dye themselves purple at the beginning of the year - and it's awesome.

usafprog 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:58

Those of you wanting pics are stupid. My bottom half was blue. The first thing I thought of was taking a shower not taking a picture. And no, there was no "shapnel", just a large hole in the can.