By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
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lulzorz 0

nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.

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Narsh 0

That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...

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SunlightVeins 0

You should have found out if you had the same blood type by beating her with your shopping cart.

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i_like_chicks 0

well, that sucks, but maybe she feels better about being a bitch...

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A_Jayhawk 0

I never get why people say hey we are wearing the same shirt! I mean, unless the person is blind, they can clearly see that.

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sarawr 0

Honestly, people say really mean things--like that--when confronted by somebody wearing the same thing. When I went prom dress shopping, there was a girl in the stall next to me trying on dresses who was screaming at her mum that she'd be damned if anybody wore the same dress as her in a smaller size. She ended up buying this (really really ugly) dress two sizes too small, because she wanted a smaller number on the tag. =/ People are idiots; especially the woman in the grocery store line. If I was the cashier when that happened, I would have yelled at the bitch that it looked better on you.

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itsme88 0

What a bitch! But, what's the big deal about wearing the same shirt? Whhhoooppeee. Call the press. So exciting. Next time keep it to yourself.

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lostinediting 0

#35--I went to school with a girl kinda like that. She'd shop at Gap Kids and brag about it, it was annoying back then, but when I think back on it it's just kind of sad. OP, don't let this hag get you down, and don't let it stop you from making idle chit-chat with strangers in the future.

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catatonicsleep 17

You should have said something like 'you're not a size 6 then' (that's a small size here, I think in the US its equivilant is a 2) Or gone the other way with something like 'looks better on me because I actually have boobs' (I think someone else said something similar but I can't remember who)

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musicloverr 0

what a BITCH. totally uncalled for.

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thuryn 2

Grammar fail. "Myself and the woman in front of me"? Blah. Try this: "The woman in front of me and I were wearing the same shirt." See? "I" is a subjective pronoun. It comes before the verb. "Me" is an objective pronoun. It comes at the end of a sentence, or after a preposition. Using "myself" is a clear, blinking signal that you don't know whether to use "me" or "I" and tried to fake it. That said, that chick is a bitch. I hope she tripped in the parking lot and landed in a muddy puddle.

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