Miscellaneous: Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed...

By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By hahasuckit - 25/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled "Yeah right." in front of everyone. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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Fingers crossed

By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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Stranger danger

By erin - 02/04/2021 10:59

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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lulzorz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.

Narsh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...

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liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:46

wow, what a ****. 41 thinks the internet is serious business.

ThomasShaped 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 18:37

Why not just reply "Yeah, mine's at least 3 smaller, fatty" or something along those lines? :)

Aera_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 18:57

#41- You are amazing. Thank you for pointing out the grammar fail. #42- Nice try, but the joke was used previously, and fails to be funny. Plus, the more you know...! ;)

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:19

But why would you say that? I hate when people make stupid observations like that. "Oh, its raining." No shit? Why does it matter if your wearing the same shirt? Why do you feel the need to shout that out in the middle of a store? You didn't deserve a bitchy remark, but it was a really dumb thing to do.

kellster 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:29

That's when you spill something extremely stain-worthy (pickled beets or something? Grease?) on her shirt and say, "oh, you're right - MINE doesn't have purple juice all over it, either!" What a bitch.

chunkofchange 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:38

why did you even have to say that in the first place? it was unnecessary. but still, FYL

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:03

#45: It was probably shocking to her, but maybe its only me who gets shocked by tiny things. IDK. Bwahah, I would have stepped out of line, and told her off. I would have been like, oh yeah because I have boobs? Because the only way you will ever get boobs is by surgery. Thats damn right its not the same size, & then slapped her. She is a ****.

Carribu 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:15

#49. **** YESSSSSSSSSSS. I BEAT YOU BITCHES. Seriously. That chick's a ****.

Koroush47 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:16

Wow enough of these "Fat kid" FMLs! Seriosuly, it is your fault you are overweight! Stop blaiming your damn life and get on a treadmill. Word of advice.. No more fast food. You can't eat like a pig, be lazy, and expect to be skinny.. and then blaime your piss life for it. Sure the woman is a bitch, but seriously LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

Mr_Positive 3

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:36

She probably meant that she is overweight - why else would she say that? If she wouldn't think of herself that way then she wouldn't be so negative to a stranger without a reason..So I think she rather meant herself, anyhow she got some issues.