Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate...

By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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You deserved it 37 454

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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You deserved it 42 728

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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You deserved it 1 878

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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You deserved it 32 305

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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kfj19 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:12

im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

* girl

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somefacts 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:36

Heh this is classic.

Exhumed91 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:45

I've been locked out of my room by my roommate with only my towel (by accident, but he's a douche so he didn't come back and unlock it) and I thought that was bad....well, it was bad...but anyways I can relate. Sucks. And #45, they might have hand dryers, or nothing at all. There were no paper towels at my disposal!

shamille 5

Monday 21 September 2009 21:31

yeah that sucks, we have bathrooms in our room south campus dorms have hall bathrooms, though.

WhyworldWhy 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:32

that's the reason that you have to be extra careful about stuff like this in college

NaziZombie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 22:18

maybe u should change your name from 'issy' to 'sissy'. ==#( O )#==

dclover 0

Monday 21 September 2009 22:49

not a very good friend

your_face 15

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:16

Roommates aren't always friends.

Vaetrus 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:59

Why are there almost no "I was naked" FMLs by guys?? You would think it would like an equal ratio or something. Not that I prefer either, just a passing thought. ... oh, I could not care less about your situation. It happened. *shrugs*

edible1 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:10

YD for waiting an hour just because you didn't want anyone to see you nude.

quarty165 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:33

YDI for not locking the door

v_cakes 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:46

That's really strange because I was in the bathroom of my dorm this morning and I saw the curtain was pulled across one of the shower stalls, but no towel was on the hook. And I was thinking about how much it would suck to get your stuff stolen and have to ask someone to go get you a towel. Weird.