Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate...

By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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kfj19 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:12

im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

* girl

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gabydoodle 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:04

We did this to my friend at camp once. At least she was smart and used the shower curtain to cover up...

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 16:17

Use the shower curtain?

enders98 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:28

FIRST!

PoeticPixie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:51

I hope you were wearing flip-flops for that hour. Dorm bathrooms are grodyyyy

TheCashMan88 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:04

And being naked is a bad thing....why? Get the **** over it. People have seen **** before, yours are nothing special.

TheCashMan88 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:05

I know you weren't referring to me. I personally don't get the reason for the hysteria behind being seen naked. I can see the reason for clothes to exist (sunburns and frostbite aren't fun), but to go apeshit crazy over the possiblity that somebody else might see you naked it obsurd.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 19:11

Agreed. Girl on girl. :) Or I could've come in and taken half my clothes off for her to use.

quivx 7

Monday 21 September 2009 19:30

You could've just taken the shower curtain down and covered yourself in that. That's what I did one time.

akorpija 12

Monday 21 September 2009 19:41

bahaha welcome to university, punk. you could have used some papertowel to cover up if you really wanted to. i've had to streak thru the hall because of this before, yeeears ago.