im 14 and honestly i would have kicked my dad in the nuts and told my mum to **** off if that ever happened! and i would call the cops on her ass for beating me when i was right in the first place!

THANK YOU, OC! Seriously, Bankrupt. I know more about you than I do about myself. We don't need a play by play of your entire life every single time you comment. Next you're going to go into detail about the mole on your ass or the hang nail on your toe. No one cares.

SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there's a fire I won't tell you so you can die of smoke inhalation and then maybe your corpse will burn. I was trying to SAVE LIVES, you retard. Next time I smell smoke in a public place I guess I am better off walking out by myself and letting everyone else get killed, since the world seems to be filled with horrible assholes. I was 3 years old at the time and I STILL was trying to figure out a way to get out of there AND save everyone else; I bet you would have just run out of there yourself. And on further review, I guess that is the way to go. When I was 3 I thought other lives were worth saving; THANK YOU SO MUCH for showing me once and for all that they are not.

Next time just hang yourself.

Yes, I can remember all kinds of things from when I was 3 and even 2. I distinctly recall details from JFK's assassination and I wasn't quite 3 at the time. My outstanding memory skills are quite helpful in my job. It's a gift and a curse. Additionally yes, I did figure it all out at age 3. I was always highly intelligent and ahead of my peers. Also a gift and a curse. My husband jokes that I was never actually a child and in a way that's true; childhood was a big bore to me. Hated toys. Hated TV. Hated playing games. Had to endure the company of other children who enjoyed all that when I was bored to tears. Not that it was wrong; I just didn't want to do any of it. All I really wanted to do was read and write. I was an adult trapped in a child's body. It was abnormal but it was was it was. I had total recall as a kid when most everyone else had zero recall. My mom wouldn't even write a grocery list; she'd tell me what she needed and I'd remember it and tell her what to buy.

OC, DO NOT ENCOURAGE HER. She will find a memory in everything you say.

Bankrupt, you do realise not everything has to relate to you, right? Also, if you were trying to save lives, you'd have just yelled fire anyway, or told someone else. Yes, you claim you were three, and I know it is possible to remember things from back then (my sister is a prime example of this), however, I do doubt if you are being entirely truthful or if you are exagerating slightly. Also, you use the example of letting others die in a fire if you smell smoke now. You claim to be an adult now, and highly intelligent, surely you can use your far superior intellect to plan the best course of action and to learn from your three year old self's mistake and save lives in the future.

WTF! Are we suppose to reply to FMLs with our autobiography? Get a freaking life and go hang out with ppl your age at the retirement home. I should kick your moms ass for bringing you into this world and thus allowing you to ruin the lives of any young minds that you come into contact with in life. PLEASE tell me you didn't procreate! I agree, Hang yourself!

once at band camp.....

wow that's way to long for someone to read WTF fyl

FYLwindowlicker - It's one thing to disagree with someone, but telling them to hang themselves is taking it WAY too far. As was saying you should be attacking her mother for her existance, though from the sound of it I don't think she'd care. Also, how many people really retire at fifty?