Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching... - FML

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:57

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:59

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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audreylancon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:27

i agree with #55 this is definitely MLIA stuff

slutsstud 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:34

this just made me LOL.. literally

nabzilla 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:35

LOL FAIL!

jc21_fml 1

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:43

haha you are dumb

bornkiller66 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:52

that happened to me too!!! I got out of a cab, while talking to a friend on te phone, when I thought that I had left the phone in the cab, so I start running after it, for 2 blocks, until I finally realize that I had it in my hand, the whole time(I had even closed the call when I started running)!!!

deathunknown123 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:58

how funny what were you thinking lol

hotdayum15 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:03

I've done this countless times.. With cell phones, pens, pencils, even in 1st grade with a library pass. Not an FML. Omg you felt stupid for a few minutes your life is over!

velocraptor 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:08

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh ... boring.

hai_im_bruno 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:09

least you got a good laugh about it, its pretty funny. not an fml.

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:24

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a dumb ass. FML

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