By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
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vettle 6

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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Shafreeka 8

80-That would piss me off.

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JesterMarcus 0

Your own fault for "tanning". Never understood the obsession with damaging your skin just so you can look "better"."I may have cancer but I'm one sexy mofo!"

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homesickabortion 2

tanning is actually healthy in small doses, it "looks better" because you are actually healthier, your body is producing more vitamin D and other things. it becomes unhealthy when you do it every day for a prolonged period so that it is more like repeatedly burning your skin.

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skyeyez9 24

I want to hear about OP's dream!

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abasio 1

was this a hardcore religious cruise? wtf are they making you watch security tapes and chewing you out over getting a boner?

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niralz16 0

I'm not saying he should be a hermit an stay inside all day! just be smart. unless OP or even you want skin cancer one day and have a chunk if your skin taken out, I suggest you start using common sense

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chosha_fml 26

Pity you fell asleep OP, but it's hardly a security matter.

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macskapingvin 0

Meanwhile, as the security personnel were busy reprimanding the boy with an accidental boner, a man crept into the bridge and hijacked the ship.

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heddurhowza 1

what were you dreaming about... ;)

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