By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
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vettle 6

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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dreamering 16

How the **** this post was duplicated 20 min later?

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anakaren_831 1

That must have been some great dream you were having.

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adjacent 2

Actually guys get about 10 erections a night in their sleep, so this was just part of his REM sleep, he might have not even been thinking about anything exciting at the time anyway

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ShyAnn29 14

that doesn't explain the French kissing though....

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Uhhh akward moment....

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perdix 29

Probably not half as bad as the beating you're going to get when you get back to Ohio and use the word "bollocking," you Euro-trash wannabe.

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Nosmo75 4

Wow. That is a staggering amount of prejudice. O_o

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perdix 29

pendatik, I guess since you are British, that's what I gave him, but since I grew up in Ohio, I'd claim I had a "legitimate beef" with his condescending fancy-talk ;)

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perdix 29

Yes, so did a lot of people in Ohio. That's why I left ;)

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WheresTheBeef 0

You sick pervert

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griff8901 7

and having probably paid thousands for this cruise you've now asked for a discount or freebies for the rest of the ride for none of the security guards having the brains / decency / professionalism to just wake you up and put a towel on you. ...... I'm sorry what you did was natural and normal just unfortunate you were in a public place you should of been bollocking them for not handling the situation properly and thinking they had the right to have a go at you

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a_nutritionist 10

it wasnt the staff standing around him. im sure they were telling him off for his actions, which probably appeared to be intentional. personally, if i saw that on a surveillance tape id assume it was someone who was awake pulling a stunt, as ive never personally acted out a dream or seen anyone do so. if this was a young person, the normal conclusion to reach is that they were being a twat. perhaps you may have a keen interest in what people do when they sleep, most people dont, and expecting them to is ridiculous. professionalism would involve responding to complaints from guests. they did as they were required. if you wanted them to be professional you wouldnt expect them to disregard a disturbance and complaints.

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BigKatt 1

Who sleeps on a cruise? Can u say beautiful girls + Unlimited Drink Card?!?!?

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

perhaps after much useage of drink card and after beautiful girls OP needed a nap?

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

Security: "DUDE! You're paid to mind the kindergarten children! WTF is with that crazy boner and air-tonguing display next to the toddler's pool?! You're FIRED you pervo-freak!"

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Everyone observing your sail at full mast while on deck?

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