By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
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vettle 6

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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zongjp 0

Sounds like you had a ... hard night. ;)

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FruitSalad4225 0

I see what you did thar.

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Nosmo75 4

*puts sunglasses on you* EEEE-YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!>xD

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Ann23 7

at least your on a cruise, and your more than likely to never see these people again.

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MuchDance90s 0

except, unfortunately, constantly for the next 5/7 days :-p

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a_nutritionist 10

or if hes on a round the world trip...the next few months.

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oglefro 6

I feel yah bro happens to me all the time

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cguinn17 9

His bro happens to you all the time?

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Suchagoonnn 4

not even funny 66. sorry that everyone doesnt talk like you

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mk58 31

Awww, you didn't get to finish off...

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niralz16 0

that's what you get for tanning! :P

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MrsxStewart 4

What is with everyone and their self righteous comments about tanning? At least OP is laying out in the sun and not inside a god-awful tanning bed.

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a_nutritionist 10

someone is seeing something that isnt there... everyone? really? idiot.

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sweeetooth 4

I'm sure that dream had nothing to do with tanning ; )

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chino627 0

I know u were on a cruise but dude no wet dreams allowed on deck

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docscientist 9

You should've been dreaming about murdering people and being violent, then nobody would've cared.

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