By regretsteachinghighschool - 05/11/2013 13:22 - United States - Rochester

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
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Bloink 25

That sucks but I've got to admit it's kind of funny

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Welshite 39

Humor in a lesson is essential. Some of my best classes involved my professors cracking jokes.

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lulllaby 4

I always find that when I'm in class comments like that actually help me to remember what was being taught actually.

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interesting33 36

I don't get it, could someone please explain? Thanks :)

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byron17 26

He's black, and he's referring to his ass... >.<

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worldclassrager 39

That's a good one...haha...I think you better maybe think on what the reaction will be before you say something or fins something borderline....

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Teyros 24

It's ok all school is is a fast food way of teaching people we aren't meant to sit around for hours..!

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DocBastard 38

Based on your grammar (or lack thereof), I'm guessing you were an excellent student, right? Please explain more about your sociological theory that humans are not meant to sit and learn.

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SgrA 18

Next time, tell them that General Relativity also allows for white holes.

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DishnobFruitCum 5

If you have to ask that question, perhaps you need to brush up on your reading skills.

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kaduzy 12

Are you kidding? THINK about it.

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buckdharma 37

#13- Is this The Big Bang Theory, or the Freddy Boom-Boom Theory? * Laughs like Arnold Horshack *

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