Animals: Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail...

By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 22:09 - United States

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

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By duderboi99 - 25/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

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jd_superjive 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:56

people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)

nightswimmer 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:17

teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage

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goomtar 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:35

You should have quick grabbed that bitch! I mean the laptop haha

cali4niasurfer 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:15

shoot the dog

Sethyboy0 4

Monday 27 July 2009 20:29

Sounds like what happened when my dog got his leg stuck in my laptop's power cable and sent it flying into the next room :(

Zooey* 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:18

OP; you're lucky all your dog came out with was a chipped nail. It could have been something much worse and you'd have to pay twice as much money to help your dog than to fix your monitor.

thatbloke 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:35

YDI for letting your dog in the house.

dreamofme 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:14

Dude way to be self-absorbed and not care about your poor dog. YDI because computers aren't living things, and little dogs with USB cords stuck to their paws are.

Piya_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:43

And this is why dogs suck.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:52

so does mine. order a new screen and put it on. i would have done that for my laptop already, because i've got the screen and the original one cracked in december, but i just never get around to it....

ICantDanceLOL 1

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:05

That's your own fault. You should have paid attention to your dog instead of playing on your laptop. If you have a dog, pay attention to it. Oh, yeah, and notice how this is a FML? Worse things happen. And all you care about is your laptop? Wow, you're a saint