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By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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Sunday 26 July 2009 2:56

people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)

nightswimmer 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:17

teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage

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Bassman88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:18

Pets....they're great, but soooooooo retarded. FYL.

applenerd77 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:28

#37 epic win !!! OP your dog is gay

katiefershady 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:11

why was your computer in a place your dog could do that?

LadyAlathia 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:25

Someone should trim their dog's nails more often. That's all.

Ickle_Putty_Tat 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:59

Ouch, it happens. My cat sits on my laptop keyboard and has come close to deleating stuff as well as giving my friends strange answers on MSN, comprised of 'kkkkkkkmmmmmmmmm jggghghuukg' Even the best trained animals will do stupid things for attention. I suggest if you have something important to do, take said dog on a long walk to tire it out. That way, it'll sleep while you are working! ^^

Larrrse 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:09

YDI for having a dog, or at least not watching what it's doing. How the hell did it get its NAIL into a USB-port?

Ezekiel117 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:13

I call bull on this. There's no way the dog's nail could have gotten caught well enough on the "USB port" to pull it off someones lap and through the house. Maybe a if it was caught up in a USB cord, but no way with the port.

xxstealthxx 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:54

this is such bullshit, you cant get a nail stuck inside the USB port, the nail is fatter then the length and width of the plug-in. And a dog wouldnt be able to drag that around the house cause its heavy and u cant just drag something that heavy with a nail. YDL for making up a fake story