Animals: Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail...

By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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By duderboi99 - 25/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

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jd_superjive 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:56

people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)

nightswimmer 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:17

teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:20

"Stupid dog, you made my laptop look bad!" [coughs] Anyway, FYL for the dog thing, but I think I agree you might want to train it to not be a pain in the ass like that. Damned people and their yap dogs...

Dingberry 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:23

Maybe you should have paid attention to it. YDI

Sunset_Taco 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:48

YDI. If your dog is moving towardas you or trying to get attention, at the very least make eye contact. And if the dog is about to jump, get ready for hell-don't just sit there with the computer in harm's way. You must have a huge dog if it can drag a laptop around the room by it's toenail.

picklejuice2 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:02

people who are saying YDI are retarded... what if the OP was in the middle of something important? i don't always pay attention to my dog. i don't think i'm going to go to hell for it.

HayleyFaith 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:07

Been there. My friend sat on my closed laptop. I had a huge crack on the screen and had to pay $300 for a new one. FYL :(

AlyshaDeShae 10

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:32

It sucks, but you totally deserve it. Properly training your pets prevents those kinds of problems.

oliviah_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:48

This is why I'm a cat person. A dog being a dog. I suppose you could have gave it a pat or something like that. But really, incidents are bound to happen with animals despite "training". Just ask Roy Horn. FYL

be_happy1 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:01

should have paid more attention to your dog..

notapplicable123 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:28

People, I give my dogs a LOT of attention but they still ruin my stuff. They're probably some of the most spoiled, and lovable, dogs but every now and again they break something of value. They're also very well trained[even my 8 month old puppy is surprisingly smart] so don't give me that bull crap. OP: sucks for you. I'm sure you can ebay a new screen or find a new laptop for cheap. I'm sorry that happened to you.