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By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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Sunday 26 July 2009 2:56

people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)

nightswimmer 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:17

teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage

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proudhollow 12

Friday 26 September 2014 19:58

damn thats unlucky.. at lwast it was only the screen though and he didnt bust it compltly im sure thrre will be a cheepish place to repar it neer you ethier way thats still unlucky